An actual encounter I had
I heard someone calling me from outside the car. so I opened the car door.
that guy told me something about congratulations you’re lucky
I think he told me to talk through the car window instead, so I closed a door to open a window
“young man, you’re lucky, you’re blessed with good luck, do you know why?”
“no”
“do you know astrology?” pulls up his wallet with weird symbols
“yes?”
“what’s your name?”
“…”
“what’s your name?”
“… sorry, not interested”
pulls up photo of children in a shitty house “do you want to donate to help the children?”
“no”
“do you want to save the children?”
“no”
“ok good luck” reaches out his hand
I shook his hand in the most awkward way possible
he walks away
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